We get home today and Mikey isn't feeling real well. He's real quite, has a slight fever, just not acting like his usual cheerful self. I decide it's time for him to just rest on the couch with a movie and a blanket. He picks out "The Sandlot", hmmmm...I've never seen it before, but it's rated PG. So I read the back- OK- it has scary scenes. Mikey doesn't really get scared about things- he can handle Pirates of the Caribbean ride so I figure I'd ask Phillip who's going to walk through the door at any moment.
Here's our conversation:
Me: "Honey is this movie OK for Mikey to watch?"
Phillip: (shrugging his shoulders) "Yeah- its fine"
Me: "Are you sure- there's not bad language in it?"
Phillip: "Honey they talk like older boys do- you know calling each other dumb names and stuff"
Me: "So is it ok for Mikey to watch?"
Phillip: "Yeah- it's just about baseball"
So we start it- it's playing- I'm making dinner - listening to the dialogue in the background. OK- so they say crap, kind of a lot. I say crap too, I think I can deal with that.
Then comes the pool scene...not so into that. Especially when the kid drops an "S" bomb- Phillips dying laughing- "Oh shoot- I forgot about that" he says.
Ok- then comes the scene with the "other" baseball team kids. Yeah- the one where they boys rattle off LOTS of big-boy words...
Idiot- jerk- Moron- Butt Sniffer- Crap- etc, its going on and on.
The whole time Mikey's just sitting there staring, he gets a smile when he hears the word butt sniffer. He really starts laughing when he hears:
"You play ball like a giiiiirrrrrllllll"...
Lesson learned: don't take movie advice from my husband. Which I should already know since he thinks that "No Country for Old Men" is the greatest movie of all time. Dumb.