Then the frustration of #2 set in, by week 6 of cleaning poop out of his underwear I was literally- repeating myself every 30 minutes-
Me- "Michael do you have to go poo-poo?
Mikey- "NO" (not looking at me, continuing to do whatever he was doing)
Me- "If you go poo-poo in your pants you'll get spanked"
Mikey- "No go poo-poo mommy"
Sometimes he'd wait 10 minutes and then poop, which would be followed by a time-out and a spanking and a lecture. Then daddy would get home and lecture him some-more. I'm not sure why we thought lecturing a 2 year old would work- but nevertheless.
Finally the bribing set in; candy, cookies, cake, new cars, new shoes-anything. We thought of everything and nothing did the trick. Then I realized one day- he has a friend who has the Little Einstein's toy "Rocket". He loves Little Einstein's right now- watches them every morning. So I told him he could have Rocket if he pooped on the potty. Sure enough, the next day he's sitting on the potty- poops- looks right at me and says:
"I go poo-poo in the potty- I get a ROCKET!"
So he and daddy were off Wal-mart to find Rocket, which of course was NO WHERE to be found. So they came home with the most obnoxious toy in the world:
Dude- who's real name is DJ from the movie Cars, but Michael refuses to call him DJ- it's Dude. He plays loud music, says stuff like "crank it up," "it's all about the tunes"... yeah nice.
Praise the Lord for Dude :) Now if I could just get him to come in the house and go pee...

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My question is - does he wake up dry from the night??! If so, please tell me the secret for boys... Jonah has yet to learn that trick.
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